Bluebells Ramblers and Clarkson

Bad news, I'm afraid. to save the country's bluebells. Germaine Geer wants you to kill your dog.
The author. who use to write books about wimmin, says that phosporus in dog dirt is killing the fungi which bluebells need to survive.
This sounds far fetched but I've done some research and she's right. but it turns out that much more of the killer element is found in human urine.
so if we really want to save the blue bells it'd be better to kill a rambler.

Clarkson writing in the Sun

Ramblers you have been warned, next time out on the hill, take two water bottles with you, one full one empty.

Or don't pee on bluebells just Jeremy Clarkson?


Ian